Why Ladies Today Are Single....

hi ppl! i thought this was real funny... it was in today's Star, apparently... but for all of us in the UK who don't get the Star, i've decided to post it up... :P

Why Ladies Today Are Still Single...

1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money

7. The handsome men without money are after our money

8. The handsome men, who are not nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,somewhat nice and have money, are cowards

10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and

NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11.The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative...

Now, who the hell understands men?

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.... hahahahaha...

:P lolz... well, what do you think?