women vs bikes

Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the
Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died
and went to heaven. At the gates, St.
Peter told Arthur, "Since you've
been such a good man and your
motorcycles have changed the world,
your
reward is, you can hang out with anyone
you want in Heaven." Arthur
thought about it for a minute, then
said,

"I want to hang out with God." St.
Peter
took Arthur to the Throne Room
and introduced him to God. God
recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay,
so you were the one who invented the
Harley Davidson motorcycle?"
Arthur
said, "Yep, that's me." God
said, "Well,
what's the big deal in
inventing something that's pretty
unstable, makes noise and pollution
and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but
finally he said, "Excuse me,
but
aren't You the inventor of woman?" God
said, "Yes." "Well," said
Arthur,
"professional to professional, you have
some major design flaws in your
invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in
the
front-end protrusions;
2. It chatters constantly at high
speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft
and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close
to
the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are
enormous!"

"Hmmmmm, you have some good points
there," replied God, "hold on." God
went to His Celestial super computer,
typed in a few words and waited
for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of
paper
and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention
is flawed," God said to Arthur,
"but according to these numbers, more
men are riding my invention than
yours